Soot Sprite in my kitchen

I caught him unawares. Proof that they exist.

New job advice please

Any hints/tips for how to do a good job of my new job?
My new job involves managing a small cafe with staff and customers and tea and coffee and cake.

Festival

I want to go to festival. Would someone like to donate festival tickets to me?

New job suggestions please

Please place suggestions for a new job for me in a comment box below. Preferably realistic ones, I may post a sample of my CV to help with suggestions.

If you've links to a vacancy that would be even better.

Update:
Admittedly, being fussy, I would like the job to be within walking distance (will consider walking for up to one hour)

Update 2:
Sorted!

This is BRILLIANT!

Now you know who I am! but not my age...

Musical Hallucinations

Links to any useful information would be appreciatively received.

I want to write something

But I don't have anything to write about. So I'm going to write some waffle instead, although I'd prefer to eat some waffle with toffee sauce and ice cream and raspberries. Yum.
On the up side the tablets are quite good, on the downside, I don't think they're working anymore.