Soot Sprite in my kitchen

I caught him unawares. Proof that they exist.

New job advice please

Any hints/tips for how to do a good job of my new job?
My new job involves managing a small cafe with staff and customers and tea and coffee and cake.

Festival

I want to go to festival. Would someone like to donate festival tickets to me?

New job suggestions please

Please place suggestions for a new job for me in a comment box below. Preferably realistic ones, I may post a sample of my CV to help with suggestions.

If you've links to a vacancy that would be even better.

Update:
Admittedly, being fussy, I would like the job to be within walking distance (will consider walking for up to one hour)

Update 2:
Sorted!

This is BRILLIANT!

Now you know who I am! but not my age...