The Next Bit

Conversely, a leather jacket is drawn down the path, replete with cockroach leaves discarded by the front border shade. Bent below the bows, she waits, shifting each day through a kaleidoscope of diminishing colour, the dull dawn of eternity gathering salaciously.

Work In Progress

The Corner House.

Two hundred years of suburban dilapidation documented on a High Street corner. A centre of stagnation radiating circles of silence, preserved by a fairisle sweater.
Thursday evenings, a red anorak presides obstinate, two feet from the kerb whispering desperate pleas at the passing disaffected. Striding to remain unchanged, a shoulder slung jacket makes haste down the lane to evade his spiralling disquiet.

Honeymoon Nude

John Currin (1998)

Backwards Balaclava

As seen on a bloke.

At first it would appear that this is a smart lil woolly hat with space for a ponytail, for those concerned with having lumpy woollen heads. It is, IN FACT, a rolled up balaclava worn backwards. I know this because the man wearing it ran up and told me, so as to correct me after I had pointed out a 'cool woolly hat with space for a ponytail' very loudly whilst walking down the street behind him.

Dont Drink Cheap Gin

Dont drink cheap Gin, it will empty your gut and make you thin!
Seriously though, it be bad bad shit. The toilet bowl will resemble a pillow and you'll fight anyone who dare tries to inform you to the contrary. And the hangover is too bizarre, the residual intoxication convincing you that a Lord of the Rings marathon is a Great! idea, and despite plotting Frodo's death within the first 20 minutes, you continue to subject yourself to the torture, because it has to be a good idea, because you thought of it, so how can it be bad?

Jo, Alice, Nai, Lou.

Fringey

Two days ago, whilst lying in bed, I decided I wanted a fringe. So with the aid of some shiny kitchen scissors I cut one in. Now my hair is straight and fringey. Although trying to run my fingers through it might cause an accidental amputation. For this reason Im on a quest for an industrial strength comb, to that this day be dedicated.

Yes

I am a Lumberjack...with definite issues...


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