New job suggestions please

Please place suggestions for a new job for me in a comment box below. Preferably realistic ones, I may post a sample of my CV to help with suggestions.

If you've links to a vacancy that would be even better.

Update:
Admittedly, being fussy, I would like the job to be within walking distance (will consider walking for up to one hour)

Update 2:
Sorted!

This is BRILLIANT!

Now you know who I am! but not my age...

Musical Hallucinations

Links to any useful information would be appreciatively received.

I want to write something

But I don't have anything to write about. So I'm going to write some waffle instead, although I'd prefer to eat some waffle with toffee sauce and ice cream and raspberries. Yum.
On the up side the tablets are quite good, on the downside, I don't think they're working anymore.

Aches

I has headacheses from lack of sleepses! Need more tea.

I want to go to Russia

But it will take lots of saving. And it means I can't have the nice job for less money because I will need more money to be able to do savings. And there's no work in my intray today. And yesterday was long because there was little work. Today will be longerererererer...

Perfection Please

I like this blog very much and this post has made me feel much better with regards to screwing up at work (I'm a typesetter) because typo's are indeed very honest. (see the update below the blue drawing) The disdain and ridicule mistakes often met with is probably a disappointing reflection on our societies' need for perfection and omission (oppression?) of error in order to pursue our daily life without undue hesitance or concern caused by those too inept to carry out their job properly. So I've decided to leave the errors that have been the process of creating this post and will now endeavour to regret less so that I may learn more from my mistakes rather than chastise myself vigorously when things go wrong.