Monday, February 14, 2005

Dont Drink Cheap Gin

Dont drink cheap Gin, it will empty your gut and make you thin!
Seriously though, it be bad bad shit. The toilet bowl will resemble a pillow and you'll fight anyone who dare tries to inform you to the contrary. And the hangover is too bizarre, the residual intoxication convincing you that a Lord of the Rings marathon is a Great! idea, and despite plotting Frodo's death within the first 20 minutes, you continue to subject yourself to the torture, because it has to be a good idea, because you thought of it, so how can it be bad?

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