Dont drink cheap Gin, it will empty your gut and make you thin!
Seriously though, it be bad bad shit. The toilet bowl will resemble a pillow and you'll fight anyone who dare tries to inform you to the contrary. And the hangover is too bizarre, the residual intoxication convincing you that a Lord of the Rings marathon is a Great! idea, and despite plotting Frodo's death within the first 20 minutes, you continue to subject yourself to the torture, because it has to be a good idea, because you thought of it, so how can it be bad?
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